Thursday, September 24, 2009

Freedom is arriving..

.. in nineteen days. :D

I don't know about you, but in nineteen days, depending on my fathers mood, i'll be free.
Free from everything, free from parental guidance, free from my bitch of a sister, and that two year old.. thing.

Weeee. I can't wait. And all of you bitches that still have to go to school after PMR can give blowjobs. Unless you're Islam because i found out a few days ago that blowjobbing is haram in Islam. Hairol, don't kill yourself, just find an indian wife. Or a malay that is not malay malay.

Came back from Langkawi yesterday, twas ok, i suppose. I didn't have to eat rendang and lemang and that thing, what's it called? That yellow thing. Aah.. i hate it when this happens. Err.. *20 seconds later. It sounds like lumut... Aah, newer mine. Yeah, i didn't have to eat any of that crap for five days in a row, so that was good.

Hope you all had a great raya, unless you're chinese and you're celebrating that mooncake thingy. Happy mooncake thingy to all of you. And if you're an indian, i'm sorry, i don't know what you celebrate at the moment. So, happy tempura. :) Hehe.

I've been wondering and thinking how the fuck i'm going to get 5A's when i only have thirteen more days to study around thirty chapters for every subject. That's 180 chapters, excluding English and BM. Sighh.

Shit, now, thinking about that, i think i'm gonna go and study. Maybe see you people next week, don't know if i'm going to school or not yet.

-Billybob Fatface.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Tu vas me manquer beaucoup. Rêve de moi lorsque je ne suis pas ici.

Didn't go to school today. Woke up late and was feeling sick from that monstrous amount of food i ate last night. Went to buka puasa at KLCC. You'll never know what i ate and how much i ate.

Damn la, i wish i went to school. Being at home i'm under the pressure of having to study all day. I don't liiike. I'm having to watch my brother and sister eat. This is killing meeee. FatFingers, come and save me, please. Use the teleporter, should be charged by now. ;)

Going to Penang Friday morning, then onto langkawi on sunday. Cant wait. FatFingers, im scared they dont sell appletiser in langkawi, so im gonna buy it tomorrow, just to be on the safe side. If they dont have it, then i'll use a kickapoo bottle. :). The things i do for you.

I just want to say good luck to all PMR candidates this year. Don't be too stressed about everything, it'll all be over soon. Just study and everyone try their very best.

And sayang, i want to wish you the best of luck studying next week, i know you'll try your best and in the end, it'll all be worth it. If anything is wrong next week or anything like that, don't hesitate to call me, whatever time or whenever, just call.

missingyoualready,

Billybob Fatface.

P.S. please come to school tomorrow love, i'm not here on friday.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

That freckin question.

Is soooooo damn gay.
Right now, if i could kill anything, it would be that question.
I wouldn't kill it nicely.
I'd make it suffer.
I'd cut it up, word by word, letter by letter.
I'd mold it into something else.
Something so irresistable and unaddictive.
Ohmygod, i am so angry.
If you could see me now.
Im not telling any of you what that question is.
But if someone ever asks you it, DO NOT hesitate.
And MAKE SURE the person who asks you that question knows you answered.
If not. YOU are fucking screwed. Trust me.

I SWEAR from the bottom of my heart, that i answered that question.
I might have hesitated the first time, but at least you don't get "no", everytime you ask me.

-Nazri.

P.S. iansweredstraightawayasfastasmyfingerscouldmoveipromise.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

HotSocks.

The shop that sells these socks is officially on my gay list. I'm annoyed with the socks too, not being there when I went to buy them. But I have to admit, they are some hot freckin socks. Right, Love?

I went out today, technically, it's yesterday, but it's today to me. So, today, I went to ou. It was quite the boring, but it was mildly fun at the same time.

Got there, looked at people, walked around, buka puasa at nandos, watched michael on tv, bought shoes for my brother, gave my phone to the apple man and told me there's no chance in hell i'm gonna fix it. He's gay too. Actually, thinking about it, the guy could actually be gay. He had the gay lisp and everything. Hah, i met a gay guy today. And i looked for those hot freckin socks.

I looked everywhere, old wing, new wing, every freckin wing. I couldn't find one shop that had them. I didn't want to tell her i was getting them cos i wanted it to be a surprise. In the end i told her and at the very last minute, i told my dad i lost my headphones and ran to the shop as fast as i could. I got to the shop and asked the woman whether they had the socks or not, she said no.

The devistation overcame me for about ten minutes.

That was the bummer of the week.

And, Happy Anniversary to you too love.
Eventhough I already wished you, I had to wish again. :)
foryou,
-Nazri.